First

A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.

Ian21 is always getting first on message boards, he is so cool, he owns PWE.

by I21-a November 26, 2014

FIRST!!

A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.

Comment 1: FIRST!!

Comment 2: Wow theres always someone that writes the first comment like that.

by Hamshake March 31, 2011

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

First

SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.

Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."

by Real Commenter March 6, 2011

Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place

Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses

by Emmetc May 2, 2009

FIRST

Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.

FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!

by mastrb8r February 14, 2008

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004