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the fireman

A method of masturbation, where the male takes his erect penis and quickly runs his hands down the shaft as if he was a fireman unrolling a long hose. When he ejaculates, he shakes the penis violently while making the sound of a water hose, to simulate a powerful fire hose.
Jeffrey did the fireman to his girlfriend.
by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007
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Fireman

Carrying a drunk chick over your shoulder in resemblance to a fireman carrying an incapacitated victim from a fire.
-Did you see christie last night?

-Ya she was so drunk Rob had to fireman her all the way back to her house!
by brohemian bro May 26, 2010
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The Fireman

A sexual act where the male lights his partner on fire with a flame thrower and quickly puts the fire out with his own semen.
I did the fireman with your mom last night. I didn't put the fire out fast enough and she died.
by Mexicrackerjoseph January 27, 2010
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Fireman

The most badass supervillain ever. He could contol fire with his mind. Really unstable, he likes to burn down everything with no reason at all. Arc-nemesis of the Dark Knight. In Alfred's own words "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
The Fireman burns half of Harvey's face, transforming him into two-face
by Anonymous655321 May 7, 2011
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The fireman

This can be done before or after the ejaculation process, set alight to the ladies bush, then pee or spunk on it to put it out.
The fireman came to put the bush fire out!
by Sexy cornish surfer August 22, 2010
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Fireman

What one does if they cannot become a Police Officer..... Nonetheless, still a hero and an honorable profession, just as all Emergency Services professions are.
Police, Fireman, Firemen, honor, EMS,honorable, Police officer, hero
by Chet Steadmen January 17, 2009
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Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."
by NYCFF July 18, 2012
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