FFT
FFT by Uber-Chris May 11, 2003
FFT
Facebook Family Trouble: When a person posts a seemingly innocent comment on Facebook, then one of their family members sees it and turns into a confrontation and public humiliation.
Carl Smith "at the San Diego zoo with my beautiful wife for a peaceful getaway"
Cindy Smith Jones "Oh Really?! You're in San Diego and you didn't tell me? I live two minutes from the beach! Why didn't you tell me you were coming to CA? I have to let Mom and everybody know you're in town. You better come by my house before you go! We're still ticked off about Christmas and have a bone to pick with you. Bring wife #5 too so we can see if she's good enough for you! What's her name again? Does she know you can't have kids after that 'accident' with the vacuum?"
Carl Smith "total FFT, Cindy! Freaking chill out...and we're not going to your house!"
Cindy Smith Jones "Oh Really?! You're in San Diego and you didn't tell me? I live two minutes from the beach! Why didn't you tell me you were coming to CA? I have to let Mom and everybody know you're in town. You better come by my house before you go! We're still ticked off about Christmas and have a bone to pick with you. Bring wife #5 too so we can see if she's good enough for you! What's her name again? Does she know you can't have kids after that 'accident' with the vacuum?"
Carl Smith "total FFT, Cindy! Freaking chill out...and we're not going to your house!"
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fft by FeelFreeTo February 1, 2019
fft
feel for this
FFT
Short for FanFuckingTastic - when something is just better than fantastic and needs to emphasised as so.
That work you did was FFT
FFT by Nathan H of Reading December 18, 2019
FFT
FFT by Berklederp November 19, 2020