Ferumeshmentophobia

how the fuck do you fear Mountain Dew?

Son: I have Ferumeshmentophobia. Dad: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE HOW DO YOU FEAR A FUCKING SOFT DRINK?

by imbackfromgettingthemilk69 August 13, 2022

fwump

when you attempt a fist bump, but your friend does a high five ending up in a half fist bump, half high five.

hey man what's up? "fwump!"

by JERALDtc May 20, 2013

Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

Fenume

God of all that is Warcraft II

Fenume will rape thee in Warcraft II

by Fenume March 27, 2003

fewmits

1. Dragon poo.
2. A substiture for fuck.

1. Hark! There art fewmits on me shoe!
2. Ah, fewmits, now I have to move the body...

by wysiwyg February 7, 2004

Flewumpcious

The act of eating nasal mucus after someone sneased it out.

Kyle has the flu and sneazed on the table. 1 minute later it was gone and Philip seemed satisfied.

by Leigh Kemp March 22, 2004

felumptous

A state of beauty or wonder; full of volume

Your hair looks so felumptous today

by Beastingitup November 12, 2011