(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.
When was the last time you shaved, John?
5 weeks ago...
Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
5 weeks ago...
Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
by tajomaru February 28, 2010
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by ThatOne7thGraderNigga January 16, 2019
Get the Eustache mug.Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
by marc's admirer June 18, 2008
Get the Eustache mug.A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.
Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.
Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.
She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.
by spacewalking44 October 22, 2013
Get the Femstache mug.A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.
by clmaj December 7, 2012
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