festivities

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

Festivities

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.

Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019

fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

festivious

Festive like.

You look very festivious today.

by Babblebliss December 13, 2014

festivly plump

lard ass

im not fat im festivly plump

by yxfh June 29, 2003