Festering Fiesta 

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

Festering Fiesta by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011

festering hatchet wound 

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

festering hatchet wound by mt1mp August 17, 2007

festering vaginal blood fart 

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

festering vaginal blood fart by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.

Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.

festering gypsy by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

festering flute by dyckdem January 8, 2008

Festering Fucktangle 

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

Festering Fucktangle by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

festering nightmare 

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

festering nightmare by Micro67 May 8, 2010