Fesse

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

by The Meatballs March 19, 2012

fessey

arsewipe, person who is hated, usually a step dad or bad man who touches kids.

ah god.... that guy is such a fessey see him chat up that little girl?

by mj08 June 17, 2009

fessehaye

name meaning a powerful/rich person who will become one of the most honored people in the world

dude look at fessehaye man that guys got everything

by king of champs890 January 30, 2009

Fessed up

To diss; to insult.

Jane (to John): you're dumb stupid.

Joe: ohhhhh, you just got fessed up.

by Yugojokes July 14, 2011

festesio

A form of kicking a dog, this can become a sport if it is enjoyed enough.

"Hey dude, you kicked my dog!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) on behalf of Ryan January 5, 2005

fesser

Any person who attends or loves FESS. Mainly Rob, Chris, and Sean. See related words i love fess, beffer, genius.

Living a fair distance from FESS, i can't wait til i get to go see those FESSers.

by Meh August 19, 2003

fesheshous

adj. - describing something that is shady or weird

Man, that damn Smeagol was being so fesheshous.

by d w c February 8, 2009