Fertile af

When you just mad horny and want to receive some intergalactic dome by the baddest dime of all.

Ayo you seen my Bio teacher ? She bad ash im feeling fertile af im trynna acquire some dome from her

by AdolfRizzler69 February 9, 2023

Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state

Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006

Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

Fertile Neck

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.

That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.

by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor September 10, 2012

Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.

Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019

fertile

Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...

my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina

by arihahana July 22, 2009