Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

Fertilizer

A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.

Damn, son! We smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain't even high yet.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

the fertilizer

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

i gave our garden the fertilizer

by the chippster March 7, 2010

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

fetus fertilizer

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

fertile myrtle

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

by Starpuma December 10, 2013