Purple Ferp

A purple penis, usually occurring after rough sex.

Alfredo had a purple ferp last night.

by QueGer December 2, 2011

ferp juice

Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.

-guy spills water-

His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!

by cheddarz March 14, 2011

Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

Ferpes

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.

As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.

by Grace O. December 9, 2008

Ferp

The word ferp can mean anything you want.

Bro, I just got ferped!!!

What?

Ferped!

by lefty00001 May 23, 2019

Ferpes

n. A virus caused by the foot of someone kicking or playfully attacking you with their feet especially when the person getting "ferpeed" does not like it in any way, shape, or form.

"EW, AVA STOP! You're giving me ferpes!!"

by Sosothehoho August 8, 2017

ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."

by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018