Fentanyl Ferrari

A Pontiac Fiero. So named for its resemblance to Ferraris and status as a redneck dream car. Sometimes (and by that I mean more than half the time) they get hacked up into poor copies of supercars.

Remember Virgil from high school? I heard on Facebook he bought a Fentanyl Ferrari and got a DUI. Not surprised at all.

by FΛDE November 18, 2021

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Banging up fentanyl

It's dosed in micrograms so be weary morons looking to cop it and croak later

Banging up fentanyl isn't a smart idea on the streets nobody should have constant campaign ads for this bullshit cause

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023

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fentanyl roulette

When six friends get together and snort a line of cocaine but one is laced with fentanyl

The group of friends thought it would be fun to play fentanyl roulette at the party, but didn’t realize the consequences…

by Tacius December 20, 2024

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fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.

Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

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fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

by Che Criollo September 22, 2023

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