femmelock

A female who wears similar clothing to the BBC version of Sherlock Holmes.

-I love your style!

-Haha, thanks! I'm a femmelock of sorts.

by high-functioning-sociopath December 16, 2011

Femullet

The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.

A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.

If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.

Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009

Femcel

A female, who is involuntary celibate to only men she desires.

That femcel can hook up, but not with the guys she wants.

by Nicknitro July 29, 2022

femcel

A femcel is a woman who is involuntarily celibate. Femcels hate both men and women for different reasons. They hate men because they will not have sex with them and they hate women blaming them for taking all of the guys. Femcels are stereotyped at listening to "incel bands" but those stereotypes are not always true.

Sierra: Ughh, all men are the same, no one wants to have sex with me.
John: Yeah, you're a femcel.

by awesomeness4000 March 12, 2022

Femullet

A woman with a mullet.

Yo, check out that chick's femullet!

by Superkid3112 May 28, 2010

femcel

a mentally ill and chronically online woman who doesnt shower, listens to mitski and lana del ray and complains about not getting dick/vagina, despite the fact she never goes outside

ill be so real im literally a femcel this is such a self drag

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Femcel

a very annoying woman that is a incel but female

“ok femcel” “no femcel💙”

by dinonuggies182 August 21, 2020