frusturbate

When you're just so stressed that you have to masturbate.

Work was so bad today that I immediately frusturbated once I got home.

by lyzterine January 21, 2020

Fensturbation

Apparently, it's ear sex.

"Once you go black, you go deaf." - Family Guy on the subject of Fensturbation

by Your Mother's Left Testicle December 13, 2010

frusturbate

Being caught in the act of masterbation, without having achieved orgasm, and being left frustrated at having to start over.

I was frusturbated after my mom busted me whacking off in the bathroom.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 24, 2005

Frusturbate

Frustrating masturbation.

"None of those neckbeards will get laid, they'll go home and frusturbate over their anime collection."

by Captain & Tennille August 24, 2011

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008