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flametardo

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A flametardo is a double slander of someone who acts both 'Gay' (not in the sexual sense, but more like calling someone a Gaylord'" and Retard as the same time.
John Doe swears that 'The Holiday' is a great movie (He's begin 'Gay' or a 'Flamer') and that Jennifer Aniston is in the movie (He's retarded, because she's not). Therefore John is officially a Flametardo.
by Duke of Kent July 6, 2009
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FlameTard

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"a sock-hop beneath my bed" ?? What kinda FlameTard wrote THOSE lyrics!!??
by Carolina Boy February 4, 2010
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feetarded

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The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.
Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!
by therealfeetard June 13, 2011
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femtard

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"femtard" = "feminist retard"

A term created by men who habitually confuse their "brain" with their anus.

Feminism is "the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" (Merriam Webster Dictionary).

However, this is not quite grasped by those who insist against all logic and decency that feminism is the "singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind." Those depraved men demand that the "feminist retards" who fight for the equality of the sexes be sent to reeducation camps. They also argue that it is white men who are "oppressed" while women and minorities are "privileged."

Since these men never finished high school it is no surprise that their ruminations are too moronic for anyone without brain damage.
1.) Feminists fight for the rights of those who are and always have been systematically disadvantaged: women, ethnic minorities, and LGBT people.

2.) There are and never have been "superior rights" for women. In fact, in the US, women have been recognized as actual human beings and granted essential human rights like right to vote, own property, and receive an education only in the 19th and 20th century.

3.) Feminists are very well aware of the fact that there are physical differences between women and men (e.g., physical strength, child bearing ability, etc.).

4.) According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (1999, 2004) 99% of rapists are men, 90% of murderers are men and the vast majority of perpetrators of gender violence are men. According to the FBI (1995, Uniform crime reports) "unfounded reports of rape are rare, occurring only 2-8% of the time."

5.) According to the American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV, 2000) and any biology book, men are not only more aggressive than women but also more anti-social, sadistic, and narcissistic.

6.) Women are "strong" enough to lead countries AND avoid starting wars.

7.) Normal people (e.g., feminists) will not object to "bikini calenders" at work if employers makes sure to provide just as many "naked men calenders" at work.

Anyone who is too obtuse to grasp this and uses the word "femtard" should go back to cuddling his momma's underwear and begin thinking of ways to SHOW those mean women.
by The Happy Humanist July 15, 2010
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remmetard

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Basicly, a remme and a retard making Remmetard!
"For god sake your such a remmetard."
by warren March 24, 2004
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(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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femmeterrupting

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When a dumb bitch interrupt you, a MAN, and says some stupid nonsense bullshit. Fuck hoes.
This stupid bitch started femmeterrupting me while I was trying to get her to suck my dick, got mad I asked if she was a cum dumpster.
by bleken October 26, 2016
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