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Tumblr Feminism

The school of feminist thought that, instead of fighting for gender equality, is more concerned with seeming liberal and feminist and not actually *being* feminist. This is often achieved through strict internet doctrine and openly ostracizing those who do not agree with them. One other symptom of Tumblr Feminism is that, when asked to explain their opinions, sufferers will get angry and storm off rather than actually answering the question. Similar words and ideas include Feminist Nazi, fringe feminists, and feminventing.

Origin: The term "Tumblr Feminism" derives from the social media site Tumblr, which is one of the major gathering places of those with such beliefs. However, Tumblr is not the only site this phenomenon is present, and likewise, not all feminists on Tumblr are true "Tumblr Feminists."
"She told me that I was anti-woman for thinking strip clubs are wrong. Don't strip clubs actually contribute more to the objectifying of women, which is detrimental to female rights?"
"Yeah, don't put much stock into what she says about the matter. She's a Tumblr Femininist."

"Because she believes in Tumblr Feminism, she is against all forms of shaming. Unless, of course, it involves shaming someone who has a different opinion than her."
by feminismshouldmeanequality March 21, 2014
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fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."
A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
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by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016
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Feminism Inc

The pseudo-religious group of upper middle class, mostly white women (and men) who are in the business of dividing the sexes. Not to be confused with women, or normal mild feminists who believe in equality, Feminism Inc is a disparate group of often powerful ideologues who believe, for example, that men should be sent to prison on the mere word of somebody else. Tellingly, none of the male members of the Feminism Inc congregation seem to fall on their swords and resign their positions, instead preferring to demonize other men ad nauseam as if they themselves are part of a different species.

They believe in their own version of science, like Scientologists, Creationists and witch doctors do and generally live off government/public money in one form or another because people are generally a lot nicer than they are in the imaginary dystopias they fantasize about, where they wouldn't receive a penny because the evvviiill patriarchy would have sent them packing.
My son was sent to prison for life on the word of a mental patient, if it wasn't for lobbying by Feminism Inc to remove due process he'd be living a peaceful life.
by nosuchthingasnow April 20, 2018
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Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''
by JoeyJaggle May 20, 2022
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White feminism

Defining empowerment of women in terms of western privilege and ideals.
Women who wear hijabs are not standing up for themselves is an example of white feminism.
by Mici207 September 23, 2016
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femanimal

noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.

adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.
1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.

2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.

Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.
by Rammin12Inches June 8, 2010
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3rd Stage Feminism

Some bullshit made up by some stupid women who think that equal rights is making men have none. Pretty much a Nazi but instead of hating Jews its men! They come in different shapes and sizes but usually fat pigs. Even though they keep trying and have been doing it for years still can't get the facts right. Make up some bullshit about a wage gap and fake rape culture.
by Lil Nazi April 23, 2019
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