February

1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.

Why do you want to kill yourself? Oh yeah, it's February...

by rawramp February 24, 2009

February

n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices & Impalas.

NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?
NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ February – 28’s nigga...

by NINETEEN NINETY TWO October 18, 2006

February

No freaky February, where u can’t be a freak for all of February , have fun .

Shawn - baby what u trynna do tonight
Nique - nothing it’s no freak February, leave my house

by Exclusive dae December 1, 2019

February

Fingerless February

Hey! It’s fingerless February, you know how there’s no nut November well boys you guys aren’t gonna be the only ones suffering

by SorryBabyDoll November 3, 2019

February

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

by MichellePorter October 12, 2008

February

February 24 is my birthday

Hi my birthday is on February 24

by Allison Jacobson October 2, 2021

February

No fuck febuary.. After no fuck February you may receive most cum march as a reward. But only if you do not come in no fuck February. Most cum march will make you cum as much as possible unless you dont want it

Bf: "Sorry babe we can't fuck"
Gf: "are you participating in no fuck February too?"
Bf: "no I just found a better girl than you to fuck"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 28, 2020