filf

The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.

That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!

by Dodger January 29, 2006

FILF

"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.

Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF

“Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”

by evrready April 11, 2006

Failfie

The result of a selfie gone bad. It is portmanteau of "failed" and "selfie".

Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.

by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014

frilf

Friend's relative I'd like 2 fuck.

All of Bob's female relatives are totally frilf!

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006

epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

fclf

FCLF = Fucking Cock Loving Fagget

Basically a person whos being a real bitch, and needs a stream of profanity directed towards them before they can realize how fucking soft they're acting

Danny: Cmon Rolf, lets go get some beers and watch the basketball game

Rolf: I can't, I need to consume less calories so I can stay in shape

Danny: Stop being a FCLF brah and lets go!

Rolf: yeah ok your right! Hellz yeah!

by TheDefMan November 21, 2009

Filf

A filf is a FATHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK

that dude is totally a FILF

by tities in my liking asss hole April 1, 2009