fauxthority

A sense of non-existent authority. Typically, an overzealous security guard that believes he/she has some sort of legal authority because he/she is a 'security guard' when in reality, security guards have 0 legal authority or law enforcement duty since they are NOT peace officers.

Security guard: "Hey what are you doing?"
Person: "Taking some photos."
Security Guard: "Do you have an ID on you?"
Person: "Are you a police officer?"
Security Guard: "No but I am a security guard."
Person: "AKA fauxthority and you have no legal authority and no reason to ask to see my ID"
Security Guard: "But I'm a security guard."
Person: "Um sorry no I'm not giving you my ID. Bye. Go beat the power pole off."

by starhackt January 16, 2010

Fauxhorn

A t-shirt fan of the University of Texas at Austin.

Not a real Longhorn.

The fauxhorn got a tattoo after the Longhorns won a game even though he never attended the school.

by Showie October 11, 2011

faux whore

A prude individual who dresses like a whore but will not give anything. Also an individual who is skanky in publib but won't make out with their boy-friend for 3 weeks.

That faux whore? She runs from any guy who wants some!

by ur inner frat boy June 11, 2006

Fartwhore

the act of being paid to fart., and or someone who farts a lot possibly for money.

Alec is such a fartwhore, hes been stinking up this room since '98

by Niggy P January 6, 2011

facewhore

Someone who is addicted to checking their facebook, multiple times a day.

"This is my seventh time checking my facebook today," exclaimed Curran, the facewhore.

by zulu_shaka October 16, 2008

facewhore

Someone with a thousand or more friends on facebook. Someone who friended all their graduating class from highschool, the principal, the janitors and their grandmas just so they can feel good about themselves.

OMG, Susan is such a facewhore, last I checked she had like 4000 friends on facebook. Like that's really gonna make up for the fact that no one likes her....

by Troy Vogel March 15, 2011

fauxhole

A person that acts like an asshole when around certain people but is really too nice to be one. A "fake asshole."

In front of people he doesn't know, Bob acts like an asshole but he's really just a fauxhole when it's just the two of us.

by kmccabe73 January 9, 2008