Faeces

The posh word for shit.

Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."

Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."

by HelloMyNameIsNoneOfYourBusines February 12, 2010

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

FaceSpy

A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.

Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.

by hightidetech June 30, 2009

Faucet-face

When a person, a female in particular, cries easily because she's sensitive and very sentimental.

Nancy had a faucet-face this morning because her boyfriend surprised her with flowers.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

Leaving the faucet on

The female equivalent of blue balls

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off

by PizzaCat November 8, 2014

facesitting goddess

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

by anon14 December 20, 2006