fartbeat

When you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.

After running a mile, Mike decided to fartbeat. It was quite entertaining.

by lordpoop October 12, 2010

fatbeard

verb: To talk pedantically and at great length about minutiae in nerd and geek culture. Especially concerning tabletop games such as Dungeons & Dragons or Warhammer Fantasy Battles. Typically used as a pejorative.

Jeff wouldn't stop fatbearding about his new strength-spec'd rogue. Dude spent an hour dissecting his feat selection!

by blood ogre September 20, 2009

fatbeach

Fatbeach is so amazing and they deserve everything!!!!!!! They r my best mutual and they make me smile everyday with there videos

Fatbeach is the best mutual ever.

by samwilsonsbigtoes June 2, 2021

Fatbeard

An obese caucasian male who knows WAY too much about star wars , D&D and the like. The ugly cousin of cat piss man.

The comic shop in my area has too many fatbeards.

by queen_azure March 10, 2008

flatbeat

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.

by Incuban July 28, 2003

fatbearditis

One who is consumed with fat, has a beard, and suffers great problems when both are combined.

"Damn Robert, your fatbearditis must be acting up today."

by Robert Clayton March 25, 2004

flatbeated

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

by Mordain June 14, 2003