by Squealer February 3, 2014
Get the septic facial mug.Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
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While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
Get the Lunar mist facial mask mug.occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
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Those who fail to adher will have their life completely ruined. Serves those fascists right for having a different opinion from ours.
Those who fail to adher will have their life completely ruined. Serves those fascists right for having a different opinion from ours.
TWITTER: He's said something slightly conservative. He must be a fascist!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: No he's not, is there any evidence to back this up?
TWITTER: B E L I E V E T H E B I R D FASCISM IS WHAT WE SAY.
EVERYONE ELSE: No he's not, is there any evidence to back this up?
TWITTER: B E L I E V E T H E B I R D FASCISM IS WHAT WE SAY.
by That's the question. December 4, 2020
Get the Fascism mug.One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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