Facade

An abnormally large male genital piece.

My friend's facade knocked a girl out.

by Medax August 1, 2008

Facadeofabsurdity

A YouTuber that posts the Uncanny Extended meme about very disturbing things. Most videos are about 10+ minutes, so you get more frightened. The things listed are VERY DISTURBING and TRAUMATIZING, so don't even try searching it up. Google can be a very dangerous place.

Friend : hey bro, check out this channel facadeofabsurdity!
Me : now i'm frickin' shivering

by SomethingYouDontWannaSee October 14, 2023

farcade

the cross between a farce and a facade.

Katie's new boob job was such a farcade.

by erikbogen November 15, 2009

Girl Facade

When your bro enters a whole new persona around girls with or without you around. Usually they become a total asshole or a completely different person. Occasionally, this douchebaggery is directed towards his fellow bros to make himself look better.

Example 1:
Bob: Why is John acting like such an asshole?
Dylan: Looks like he put on his girl facade.

Example 2:
Me and Chris were hanging out, but when Mary came by Chris become a total douchebag when he entered his girl facade.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 3, 2015

Façade

Façade is a game from Playabl Studios but got built at their previous dev studio, Procedural Arts. The released year was 2005, It has a AI controlling the other characters, Trip and Grace. This pleasant gathering, however, is somewhat damaged by the clear domestic confrontation between Grace and Trip upon the player's entry. You can try helping them, or get kicked out. If you type the word "melon" Trip will kick you out or the game will crash. Vinesauce has played it.

Person 1: "What game do you like?"
Person 2: "Façade."

by YourClownMan123 February 11, 2022

shy girl facade

When a girl (typically a white, thin girl with a fringe) is high school gets away with stuff because they're quiet to teachers and asks stuff politely

Shy girl: excuse me, miss, is it okay if I do the test tomorrow at lunch? It's just, I've been ill (lie) and haven't had time to prepare, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Teacher: of course! No I totally understand
Other kids: ugh, I bet she's gonna cheat, just putting on a shy girl facade...
Shy girl: *proceeds to cheat on test*

by brovinki March 5, 2019

farcade

When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.

I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.

by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013