fatster

A Harley Davidson Sportster motorcycle customized to resemble a Fat Boy model, usually with a wider front end, larger gas tank, and lower fenders. People create fatsters both because it is much less expensive than buying a Fat Boy and also because the Sportster models have much faster engines than the slower Fat Boys. Sportster models are often looked down upon as being "girl bikes" because they are often the less expensive models which men will buy for their wives, and this may play a role in the desire to change their appearance.

I couldn't believe that Bill bought a Sportster until he turned it into a Fatster.

by Nefariouslacker January 15, 2009

Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.

"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."

by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

Fartstranglers

Extremely tight trousers.

"God, I've put on weight. I used to wear these jeans 10 years ago, now they're a right pair of fartstranglers

by gigliola May 2, 2014

fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017

Fatster

A fatster is a hamster that is very fat, chubby ,or thicc.

DAMN look at the size of that Fatster

by Jr not Sr October 13, 2020

Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.

During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.

by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022