fartshadowing

That fart-like noise that your guts make prior to an actual fart.

Wife: "Did you fart?"
Husband: "No, that was fartshadowing. Here is the actual fart..."

by Uncle Andy 13 April 13, 2021

the fartshocker

When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.

Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.

I tried to do ass play but she gave me the fartshocker.

by Squigglespp December 22, 2016

Fartsack

A sack of farts, Sack which is full of farts

We call my grandma old grandma fart sack because she wakes up to take a dump and it smells like a sack of farts.

by Mr Higgins December 18, 2004

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.

Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.

by Tony June 19, 2006

Farnsparkle

Pig Roast

I am going a farnsparkle with my friends. Should be lots of beer and drugs there too.

by Amy WtotheOtotheLtotheK September 8, 2010

fartsack

a one piece blanket sleeper for toddlers, usually zipped up the front. pantlegs are not open at the ankle, but usually enclosed in white slipper-like "footies". worn in the wintertime to keep smaller kids, who might kick off their covers in the night, warm and snuggly.

mom zipped up little fred into a powder blue, winnie the pooh fartsack.

by david rielly October 9, 2003