A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.
Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011
Get the Who farted? mug.A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.
Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014
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An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
by IbagM21 January 3, 2015
Get the Brain Farted mug.During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
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Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 13, 2007
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Get the bill farted mug.A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.
by Tiffany Nicoleeeee January 1, 2008
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