fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 6, 2005

fart knocker

A despicable person with no socially redeeming characteristics. A person who needs his arse kicked.

Bumkicker Slade gave that little fartknocker at the movie house a Melvin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Fart Knocker

1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster

You are a fart knocker
Fart knockers are healthy

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

Fart Knocker

A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.

"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a fart knocker!"

by Kala Kapahala March 5, 2009

Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.

I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!

by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011

fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.

Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!

by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005

Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.

"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."

by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009