Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

Fartswack

A fartswack is when you cup your hand around your anus and at the same time relieve yourself, then throw you fart at an unsuspecting victim.

"Ew, Jared fartswacked me!"
"Jared is such a fartswack!"

by Therawestnigga March 9, 2015

fartstick

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006

Fartsack

A term (usually used in the U.S. military, esp. the Marine Corps) for a mattress cover. Also can be used for a sleeping bag.

Drill insructor: "Bring two sheets, pillow cases, and fartsacks on line...READY...MOVE!!

RECRUITS: AYE, SIR!!

by blacksunbird December 21, 2018

Fartsack

A sack of farts, Sack which is full of farts

We call my grandma old grandma fart sack because she wakes up to take a dump and it smells like a sack of farts.

by Mr Higgins December 18, 2004

Fartstick

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

by BobK May 10, 2008