fartsack

1. Sleeping bag

2. A sack full of farts, much like the bag of winds given to Odysseus by Aeolus in Homer's "The Odyssey". Often used as a device to propel ships.

3. See "crapsack"

1. Did you bring your fartsack?

2. I've been stuck on this boat in the middle of the ocean for days! I could really use a fartsack right now!

3. The waiter was being a total fartsack.

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Fartswack

A fartswack is when you cup your hand around your anus and at the same time relieve yourself, then throw you fart at an unsuspecting victim.

"Ew, Jared fartswacked me!"
"Jared is such a fartswack!"

by Therawestnigga March 9, 2015

Fartsack

A term (usually used in the U.S. military, esp. the Marine Corps) for a mattress cover. Also can be used for a sleeping bag.

Drill insructor: "Bring two sheets, pillow cases, and fartsacks on line...READY...MOVE!!

RECRUITS: AYE, SIR!!

by blacksunbird December 21, 2018

the fartshocker

When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.

Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.

I tried to do ass play but she gave me the fartshocker.

by Squigglespp December 22, 2016

Fartsack

A sack of farts, Sack which is full of farts

We call my grandma old grandma fart sack because she wakes up to take a dump and it smells like a sack of farts.

by Mr Higgins December 18, 2004

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 3, 2003