Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.
"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"
by Lucie B. May 30, 2015
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Farp

to fart into a girls mouth and make her swallow it which will make her burp it out in your face
Cameron made Patti farp in his face for his birthday.
by A Girlscout0890 March 02, 2010
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Fuck. A. Rubber. Plant. Farp
by That chickkkkkk October 10, 2010
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Farp

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.
After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.
by Aviel Agapeh Scudero October 21, 2008
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Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
by Bauul Ben July 30, 2007
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Farp

When you fart at a family party!
There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
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Burt Farp

A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.
by Connie Quiffer May 20, 2006
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