Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

farlinger

he is a hott sexxy man who is funny and always gunna be mine <3

-awwe hes cute
-hes a farlinger!

by trisha wii January 21, 2012

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Farking

To snore loudly, including during the day at rest

That guy's farking as loud as a train, and just as annoying

by [e-mail] April 20, 2021

Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

farkeling

the act of sucking your sperm out of another persons ass with a straw

When I was done hittin my girl in the dumper I grabbed a straw and went farkeling.

by sailor in a drum January 18, 2009

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006