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Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.
After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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Fareha

(n):/ To be incredibly violent towards someone.
Kid- Holy shiz! That chick is a total fareha...
Other kid- Really now? I would've never guess with the whip she carrys all the f***ing time!
by Cake be a lie foo! February 9, 2009
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Farham

Farham is a guy that never been afraid to express his desires. He smells like heaven itself and always have a big smile on which is why he is so attractive. He captures everyone’s attention from the very first moment and makes women and men swoon whenever he’s present, but he isn’t just a pretty boy, he is also extremely intelligent too!! Overall all Farhams are funny, sexual, loyal, protective, and being kind is their main qualities.
p1: look at him…he catwalks like the whole street is his fashion show!!!
p2: Classic Farham :))))
by HonestlyHonestPerson November 24, 2021
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Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
by Toby hallows March 13, 2023
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Farnham

To be a farnham, is essentially to be the worst at everything. You fail to achieve on every field of play.
Boy, Aaron is quite the farnham. We need to whoop his ass.
by Deaner August 23, 2004
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farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
"Dan is such a farthammer"
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farham

oy farham
by mralliesd October 7, 2016
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