fagoon

The verbal child of faggot and goon.

"Willie Croucher, stop being a damn fagoon. For serious."

by Impact April 30, 2005

Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

by 7&7 August 18, 2011

Faponit

Faponit™ is *the* miracle cure: If you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some Faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it

- "Geez, should I get back to my ex?"
- "I'd recommend using some Faponit™ first."

by wwwrun August 22, 2011

farpoon

Farpoon: far-pussy

Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.

by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014

fapoozle

The black Eharmony.com

Man, i met Ira White (BJ) last night on Fapoozle

by Nancy Grace April 13, 2009

Faptoonist

Person who makes pornographic Fap Material cartoon parodies or original cartoon porn

You know the Faptoonist named Minus 8 who made Rhythm Heaven Fever X or maybe Zone Toons who some know for their Jenny The Teenage Robot Parody

by STOOPIDNugget May 23, 2019

Fopoon

The alpha way to say spork

Yo Bryce can you pass the fopoon Deeg I can't eat this watermelon with a fork or spoon.

by Tackto January 22, 2019