fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

Faceraped

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.

Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.

by Facefaced January 23, 2010

Faperific

Exceedingly worth fapping over.

That woman in the tight red dress is faperific!

by ViciousMrT October 22, 2007

Faderade

Faderade is a mixed drink combination of vodka and Gatorade, any strength, any flavor, any time! Get Faded with Faderade.

www.Faderade.com

Brenda got wasted on Faderade, 9 months later little Timmy was born.

by Faderade August 20, 2009

Faperation

Masturbating an hour before sex to prepare for it and increase your endurance

fap+preperation

I've gotta do some faperation so I don't blow my load in the first 5 seconds

by chillxx February 8, 2014

faptrack

The act of clicking on a video on a porn website but realising when it starts that it isn't quite what you expected, prompting you to "faptrack" out of the link and your browser

"What I thought was some pretty hot porn turned out to be a furry threesome...had to faptrack out of that situation pretty rapidly"

by lui_gui July 5, 2012

faperino

An individual who spends the majority or their past time fapping (aka wanking).

Me: Omg Rishi is such a faperino
Friend: how do you know?
Me: his right arm is so much juicier (muscley) than his left
Friend: ohh, yep he's a faperino!

by Miss caramel September 10, 2013