fapdrawl

When you're in a situation where you cannot masturbate for a certain time because of family, setting, etc.

Joe: Hey how was Thanksgiving?
Bill: I had a great time with my family, but I was in fapdrawl.

by xX_w33dl0rd5_Xx December 31, 2014

professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

fandan

A bit of a dick or a fanny if you like.
Some might say - a bit of a bawbag, or a gimp or just a plain old tosser.

That geezer is a fandan.
What a fandan

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

fanbrat

A fanbrat is an immature, childish person in fandoms; usually around fourteen or thirteen years old and largely female, the fanbrat bashes characters from anime, books or cartoons heavily.

They also seem to have loads of hatred for female characters for their personality traits, despite the fact that a male character has the same traits. They seem to forgive 'bishies' and provide no reason why they should forgive the male while they bash the female.

The fanbrats' activity can be disturbing sometimes: they threaten the character's life, they threaten a fan of the character, they refuse to listen to reason and they seem to think they can do whatever they want.

A common insult among them is 'slut', despite the fact that they have no proof that charcter they are bashing is sexually promiscuous in any way.

Despite the fact that these characters do not exist, the fanbrat lies about their personality as justification for hating them (see the Kagome definition).

"OMG LIKE INU-YASHA IS MINE AND I HATE THOSE STUPID BITCHES KAGOME AND KIKYO. THEY ARE SLUTS!11"

"Even though there has been no proof that either of them are sexually active?"

"OMG STFU!11"

"...Umm..."

--Conversation between fanbrat and fan

by Annoyed fan July 26, 2005

fandanguero

its the name of a professional dj in san diego ca

fandanguero plays really good music all the time

by the smart dj November 22, 2011

fandwagon

A fandom bandwagon

"Johnny has never watched Doctor Who? I think he needs to jump on that Fandwagon."

by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

Fundraiser fatigue

A feeling of being overwhelmed and exhausted from constant exposure to social media posts asking for donations. While the individual suffering from this condition may not be financially stable enough themselves to give their money away, an overexposure to conflict, suffering, and humanitarian tragedies will inflict a feeling of guilt for not being able to help.

"I donated my last $20 to Scott's fundraiser last weekend, but ever since then, some of my favourite influencers asked me to give money to like 10 other charities. I really can't afford anything at the moment, but seeing all this suffering in the world really wears me out and makes me feel so guilty for not doing enough. I think I'm suffering from fundraiser fatigue."

by wolfgang_antweiler August 21, 2020