famine padding 

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

famine padding by Teratogen September 29, 2013

Famine Rationalization

The explanation of mass starvation as an unavoidable act of nature ("drought"), a consequence of overpopulation, or the fault of corrupt local governments, thereby absolving the global economic systems, speculation, and colonial legacies that create vulnerable food systems and dictate distribution.

Example: A news report describing a famine as a "tragic natural disaster" caused by failed rains, while omitting how international debt regimes forced the country to shift from subsistence farming to cash crops for export, destroying local food sovereignty. This famine rationalization depoliticizes starvation.

Famine Rationalization by Abzugal February 8, 2026

poon famine 

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.

Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."

poon famine by vulvahammer October 5, 2009

Feast or Famine 

1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.

My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.

Feast or Famine by NihilistDom July 10, 2009

Food Stamp Famine

The period of time during which you run out of food waiting on your food stamps to arrive.

"Hey man why is your fridge empty?!? "
"Food Stamp Famine Man! "

Food Stamp Famine by TheJoker82 April 9, 2012

toesie famine 

A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.

Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!

Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.

toesie famine by binx117 February 27, 2009

Fanny Famine 

When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?

Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.

Fanny Famine by Deky December 28, 2010