Fake-up Sex

The kind of sex you have after pretending to make up. The most awkward sex of your life because the other person thinks all's forgiven

Even though I said " I forgive you", once we had "Fake-up sex" I couldn't stop thinking how ugly his face was and how much I just wanted to beat him with a stick. Asshole.. forever in the dog house.

by PopsicleKilla January 17, 2015

fake-break-up

Fake break up is when a man or a woman in a relationship poses to leave usually in an attempt to gain control to manipulate or get what we call the upper hand in the relationship

Cindy could never get Steve to take dance classes so she did a fake-break-up to attain the upper hand so that she could get him to cooperate

by Suuperdaddy November 2, 2015

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

by Troller7164 April 19, 2021

Fakeup

Another word for makeup.

You should use some fakeup to hide that real face of yours.

by Bonch Nifkin September 21, 2011

hylton-smith fakeup

To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.

I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.

by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008

Fakeup

A breakup after which the couple's relationship remains exactly the same.

A: "Alice and Lewis spend an awful lot of time together for a couple that broke up."

B: "Yeah, it was more of a fakeup."

by greeneyedingenue October 7, 2011