failton

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

by Failton June 4, 2018

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

failtroll

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.

Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"

by tripv August 14, 2011

Filty

A word used mostly by freshmen. A feeble attempt to mean the same as the word "filthy". Ultimately, it doesn't mean anything. Use this word when you are trying to sound cool but just can't seem to make it work.

Gosh, Prom was such a filty movie!

by motor mouth October 15, 2011

Faily tale

A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.

"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"

by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009

Failtube

From the word Youtube. When Youtube is failing terribly, it is a Failtube.

I tried to upload my video, but Failtube won't work for me!

by Haley L February 14, 2009

failtrain

a continuous cycle of failure or a combined, epic failure, where multiple parties join in so as to more effectively FAIL.

In China, everyone is compacted like sardines into a single train, or a failtrain.

by phailinc. June 12, 2009