Charlie Fagsworth

The best damn insult ever. Used as a come back if someone implies your stupid.

"Sadist. Look it up."
"I know what sadist means, Charlie Fagsworth."

by Urmumlolz. August 20, 2006

lord Fartsworth

In the 18th century, Lord Fartsworth, was a lucrative apple salesman, selling apples to traveling circus' and carnies mainly for the purpose of apple bobbing. Having lots of cash he deviated into science and invented aviation, before the wright brothers. Due to coal not being invented yet, crafty Fartsworth used fermented apple juice to power flying machine that could travel 8000 small peasants in a single flight, but due to the apple fuel (chemical name AnuS-2-0), not being as volatile as desired, caused the engines to miss fire and make a strange sound as the excess gas escaped, this sound was rather prominent on Fartsworth 'Flying Fart Flapper' that flew to Alaska on auto pilot in 1732. Later on the sound was compared to the noise as gas escapes an anus, and got dubbed 'farting' in honor of lord Fartsworth.

Who would have thunk it?

(scene 18th century manor house in middle England, mid afternoon, some posh toff is having crumpets and tea)

Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.

- fin -

by garf August 24, 2011

Farnsworth Bentley

The coolest thing since cool things. P Diddy should be his backup, instead of the other way around.

Girl: Oh my gosh it's FARNSWORTH BENTLEY!
Group of random people who pop out of the air: AAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU ROCK FARNSWORTH!!!! WE LOVE YOUR PINK SOCKS!!!

by S.M. December 8, 2004

Farnsworthian

A level of anger so great you just want to leave the planet. Named after Professor Hubert Farnsworth of Futurama

"Bill: That movie just pissed me off so much. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
"Ted: Calm down, dude. Farnsworthian anger never helped anyone."

by DK2K1 April 13, 2015

7th Grader at Farnsworth Aerospace

You try to get along with everyone but people aren’t in anyway positive they negative as fuck and they will give you depression and if you get bullied by a Farnsworth 7th Grader and you tell them that they are bullying you they will just say “I was just kidding” or “it was just a joke calm down” and y’all have heard of whitewash right? Well at Farnsworth we ain’t got no whitewash kids we got blackwash kids instead. So for you parents out there your 7th grade Farnsworth student is either blackwash , “the smart kid” who is actually smart but try’s to act ghetto and seems really fake and you wanna punch her/him in the face, the bully that don’t know they a bully, or the kid who thinks they are from the hood, the short kid who swears he a gangster or the person who gets depressed because of their school. so do a favor and transfer them please thank you and that is all, (this is literally Farnsworth Students including boys and girls)

Each of those ghetto kids must be a (7th grader at Farnsworth Aerospace)

How do you know?

Look at them with the way they act they for sure from Farnsworth

by shut your mouth bitch November 9, 2019

farnsworth

generally useless. not good for much. mediocre.

That used car is farnsworth compared to my new supra turbo.

by PiMpJloPez August 24, 2005

Fartsworth

A combination of a corny, proper looking dude, like the kind with an ascot tie and proper english, and a fartknocker, usually the cousin of a Fartsworthington: Someone who pretends to sniff wine and swirl it around in the glass and stuff

Look at Lord Fartsworth Bentley over there, his golf sweater matches his toy poodle's.

See: Scott Disik of " Keeping up with The Kardashians"

by Scraper Bike May 11, 2010