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Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.
Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!
by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011
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Falisterial

When someone or something is very suspicious
Tiffany: Don’t come in my room ok!!
Becky: You’re acting very falisterial
by Vicky Lynn :D January 30, 2019
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Falsterbo

A place where the cool people from Stockholm hangs out but you might also find one girl called Rehn who is ACTUALLY from Gothenburg and is not that cool:)
I like falsterbo
by Secretasian123 July 21, 2021
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