Failution

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

by Chraz February 2, 2018

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Fagathon

1. An activity of the orgy persuasion. Participants are predominantly male and pre-op transexuals. Last for roughly 6 hours with fluids being replenished by the consumption of other participants semen.

Jack decided to enter his first fagathon after years of training.

by mesohorny1234 April 26, 2010

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

Filationship

When a relationship between two individuals is built solely on the premise of Filatio. One or neither party would like to engage in a full relationship.

Friend: You still talk to that guy from last semester?
Me: Nah, it ended up being a filationship.

by SheDev February 6, 2018

fanlationship

The special relationship between a fangirl or fanboy and her favorite band member. Normally not a real relationship but just the relationship of a dedicated fan. It is shown through the simplest of ways like making fan art or buying merchandise.

Friend: I heard you are dating someone. Who's the lucky person?
You: I'm not exactly dating, but I'm in a fanlationship with Sydney Sierota.

by 5_secondsofhappiness December 21, 2014