Facejack

The act of hijacking a friend's Facebook wall.

The dude facejacked my wall the other day with mother jokes.

by Jack Rabbit Flats January 5, 2010

Faceback

A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head.
A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.

Tom: Hey Jerry, that girl in front of us has appealing buttocks. I faceback her an 8, what do you think ?

Jerry: She's alright but with those size 9 feet I would faceback her a 4.

by Mr_Ryt_Now November 25, 2013

Facejack

Verb: To comment to a Facebook post, status message, or other item in a direction unrelated or contrary to the original poster's thoughts or purpose. (By extension from blogjack; see hijack.)

She Facejacked the comments on his profile pic into a critique of his serial dating habits.

"Sorry to Facejack your post, but I *hate* that phrase!"

by jhv August 12, 2009

Faceback

To accidentally hit the back icon while reading through your Facebook feed on your phone, resulting in having to scroll through your feed to pick up reading where you left off.

I'd been reading my Facebook feed for 20 minutes and then I Facebacked. I had to scroll through all those posts again so I could catch up.

by ObviousMan1 December 5, 2016

Facejack

To take the subject of some ones status and divert it onto a completely different subject.

Mathew Has Survived The Onslaught Of The Armada That Is Coursework!

Joe Honess at 13:31 05 December via Facebook Mobile
played. Remember to send me your courseworks for next year!

Mike Kent at 13:35 on 05 December
Hi joe mate, hows it going?

Joe Honess at 13:37 05 December via Facebook Mobile
oh hi mate, not so bad just been to morrisons going back to work now, what you up to?

Mike Kent at 13:37 on 05 December
Nothing much like, just chilling at the flat like. What did you get from Morrisons?

Joe Honess at 13:39 05 December via Facebook Mobile
Cool sounds good mate. I got sausages, peas and some brown bread, gonna make a nice sausage and mash later! Nice facejack there Kent.

by PiGH December 16, 2008

Facepack

Facebook for the older generation

I'm just going to Facepack uncle Alan.

by ocean70 July 10, 2011

facesmack

When someone attempts to belittle or humiliate a particular person or Facebook friend by updating his Facebook status. This person purposely avoids using the victim's name, but describes him or her in such a way that all mutual friends will immediately know who it is.

(in a status update)

John: wishes that all red-headed Poly-Sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.

Later...
Mary: Did you see John's status update today?
Mark: Yeah, he was totally talking about Jenny! Who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
Mary: I know, he so facesmacked her!

by a.ann February 9, 2010