Facepush

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"

Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"

by Facepushing October 9, 2007

facepencil

The same as facepalm, which is used to show frusteration at a certain topic/post. Taken from The Dark Knight scene where the Joker slams a man's head in to a pencil after saying he would show them a magic trick and make the pencil "disappear."

Fool: Hey guys, I never watched Friends. Is it a good show?
Cool guy: .../facepencil

by ryanxwonbin August 20, 2008

facepunchiaophobia

The fear of moderators on the forum Facepunch Studios.

Person1: Dude, did you post that thread on Facepunch?
Person2: No, man, I have Facepunchiaophobia...

by Dacheet May 22, 2010

fuckpuncher

One who punches fucks; a degrading term usually spewed when too angry to think of anything clever to call the person/thing.

(while cooking quesadillas, and burning them) Come on you miserable little fuckpuncher frying pan! Stop burning my damn food!

by Drucilla :] December 24, 2008

fartpuncher

(slang, pejorative) A homosexual male. The term is generally used to refer to gay men who participate in anal sex. However, like most pejorative terms with homosexual nuance, heterosexual males often use it to jokingly mock one another.

Tom is such a fartpuncher! I caught him doing anal with Joe a dozen times last week!

by northstargamers December 18, 2005

Facepunked

A process invented by Sean Kirkland that uses Facebook to prank people.

Dang, I just got facepunked when Sean sent a message to all my friends telling them to post knock-knock jokes on my wall. I got like 200!

by falophal July 27, 2009

face punch

When you hit someone so hard in the face, that his eyes pop out.

holy tree cow, you face punched him, his brains are against my car

by someone April 1, 2005