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nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy November 17, 2011
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Facefilter

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...
I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.
by rolo1 July 13, 2009
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Photobooth Facelift

A person who constantly takes pictures of themselves (when they look good) on Photobook and posts them on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.
Her Facebook picture obviously went through a Photobooth facelift!
by MadameZuzu May 13, 2011
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sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.
The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.
by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017
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Toilet Facelift

A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.
After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.
by darchingHard July 2, 2019
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facelift

A cosmetic change to the appearance or format of the online social networking site facebook-especially one that produces a significant
1) To this day, each successive facelift continues to draw criticism from facebook users, who routinely join groups protesting the changes to the sites appearance.

2) In it's most recent facelift, facebook introduce a news feed that notifies users of any recent activity by his or her facebook friends on the website.
by milton twain January 8, 2011
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