Facehorn

The facial expression equivalent of honking someone with a car horn.
Used for expressing displeasure towards the actions of a rude, obnoxious or annoying person.

It does not always have to be directed towards the offending person but can be used as a means of expressing your displeasure to others, as a means of attracting empathy.

There is a FACEBOOK group for users of the facehorn (with explanatory photos) which anyone can join: "dont make me face horn you"

"Facehorn ": When someone pushes infront of you in a queue, bumps into you on the sidewalk, decides to leave a party early, or generally makes a dick move etc etc

It can also be used in conversation:
"I dont think ultimate frisbee is a sport"
"Facehorn!"

It can also be used as an abbreviation in online chat:
"I dont think Miranda Kerr is hot"
"FH!!"

by ncotton January 8, 2009

facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.

Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.

by facecotter_1 July 23, 2008

Owl Face Hoe

1. A woman who is so promiscuous that she doesn't know who her child'd father is.
2. A song performed by Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP on the FTFO album.

Girl: Who? Who? Who's my baby's daddy?
Guy: She's an owl face hoe!

by mego_muthafacko July 31, 2008

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 9, 2010

facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook

Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.

by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009

owl face hoe

a bitch who always be poppin out babies n have no clue who tha babies daddies is...quite simply, a whore

1.)the song owl face hoe by tha one n only shaggs 2 dope:
"it's another type of bitch, she go *whoo* maybe ya heard, not quite a chicken-head, but still a bird...*whoo whoo whoo my baby-daddy???*maybe u my baby daddy?!?* "

2.)chick 1: "yo u hear bout that one juffalo?"
chick 2: "nah, wutz goin down???"
chick 1: "yo shes pregnant again n don't know who tha baby daddy is!!!"
chick 2 : "yo homie, that shit ain't suprisin' that bitch be hootin all through tha hood, she an owl face hoe!!!"

by kotten April 26, 2006