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Facelock

The uncontrollable muscle, face reaction that one has while puking, after a night of heavy drinking.
I had massive facelock last night, that shot of jager did me in!
by K13bear March 25, 2010
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facecook

Verb: The act of facebooking while cooking.
If I want to know what John's doing while I'm making dinner, I just facecook--check Facebook while I cook.
by allijo December 16, 2008
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Facerocker

A person that's probably cooler than you.;
A Awesome person;
Any person that can party hard;
A: did you see how drunk jake was last night?
B: yeah haha he's a facerocker
by .nothingspecial. October 20, 2008
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Ball-face-cock-sucker.

An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.

1) To be ugly.

2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.
1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.

2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.
by Jfizzle12 March 2, 2009
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facecorked

To be smacked in the face by a champagne/wine cork.

To painfully transform from full make-up to semi-make up in 0.5 seconds.

To point a champagne bottle inwards so as the cork targets one's eye.

Faceraped by champagne.

To become cyclops-like.

You, a champagne bottle, and some s and m.
All: "Yay happy birthday Emma!"
Emma: "Aw thanks, champagne for all!" *pops champagne cork violently in eye and collapses*
All: "BITCH GOT FACECORKED!" :D

"Wow, what's wrong with that girl Emma?"
- "she walked into an airborne cork"

"Hey, isn't that Emma over there? What happened to her face?"
-"the champagne bottle called her a slut, then taught her a lesson."
"ha facecorking is fun to watch".
by Corkfacayed March 29, 2011
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Shit face cock master

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020
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Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
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