facebitch

1. (noun) A name for facebook when people complain excessively in their status updates. 2. (noun) An affectionate term for a facebook friend. 3. (verb) Constantly complaining through one's facebook status. 4. (noun) An individual that complains through their facebook status often.

1. Susie posted on facebitch that her boyfriend dumped her. 2. Oh, yeah, Susie and I are facebitches! 3. I hate it when people facebitch constantly and won't get the **** out of my news feed. 4. Susie is such a facebitch. She updates her status so often it's ridiculous.

by BMH2611 April 28, 2009

facebookchat

1. The instant messaging utility on www.facebook.com where friends can talk to one another without the boring tedium of wall posts and status updates.

Please note the this is one word and not two, or even three...

Foster was excited to waste time on facebookchat with Jessie until his shift was over. He would then never talk to her again, EVER. Don't cry.

by I'm a Gummibear at heart. June 5, 2010

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

facebocrastinate

(v)

1. to waste time on Facebook esp. to avoid doing work (homework or otherwise)

A: "Hey did you write that paper for english?"
B: "No, I facebocrastinate and now I have to do it the period before!"

by oruepa May 4, 2010

Facebitch

1. (noun) Anyone who acts like a little bitch via the social network known as Facebook. These cretins prefer to talk shit and spend their days fapping to pictures of scantily clad teenagers rather than venturing into the real world where they might suffer a rapid fire pummeling for their constant use of low-brow insults. 2. (noun) A person, likely in or just out of their teenage years, whom spends the majority of their free-time, which they tend to have copious amounts of due to a lack of employment or social life, complaining via Facebook status updates. These individuals have taken digital whining to new heights with an incessant barrage of "poor me," "my life sucks," and "I'm so lonely" style updates as to cause those unfortunate enough to be on their friends list to suffer from cerebral hemorrhaging and/or self-inflicted eye-gouging. 3. (verb) The act of bitching and/or trolling via Facebook. Although Facebook tends to be the more popular medium for such acts of Facebitching, any social network can and will be used for said whining/complaining/shit-talking/trolling, etc.

1. Every time Ian makes a status update he complain about Cindy dumping him. What a Facebitch. 2. Alex doesn't have anything better to do than Facebitch all day long. I wish she/he would get a life.

by nathantruant April 22, 2010

facebitch

v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)

"Emily constantly whines about being disorganized, but she never seems to do anything about it - instead, she's on facebook all the time!"

"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."

by tmon January 1, 2009

facebitch

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.

Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...

Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...

by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009