Facebirther

N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).

(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."

by Maddie B June 10, 2012

Facebirth

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.

Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?

by chet_woolery January 4, 2009

facebored

To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.

Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!

by mountainfire August 24, 2008

Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.

"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."

by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

Facebooty Fail

When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile

just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later

by Twinker the Scout June 5, 2010

Faceboredom

FACEBOREDOM: (fays-bohr-duhm) – Noun: the state of being bored whilst on facebook - Origin: 2009 - Synonyms: facedullness - Antonyms: facecitement, facemusement.

The faceboredom kicked in last week when nothing new was haoppening

by Pr1nce February 4, 2010

Faceboredom

Being so bored you resort to:
1. Refreshing the homepage on Facebook multiple times in the hopes that something interesting will come up.
2. Stalking someone on Facebook
3. Liking random pages
OR
4. Staring at the Facebook homepage

There was nothing to do around the house so I went on Facebook. I clicked on the homepage link multiple times, but nothing interesting was going on. I was suffering from severe Faceboredom.

by Kiarii January 13, 2011