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facebooksterbating

spending all of one's time on facebook.
You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.
by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010
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Facebookized

When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.
Yeah, it looked horrible. They completely Facebookized it.
by UnXiled March 19, 2011
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Facebookitos

Mom when will you get off facebook.
I can't i got Facebookitos, it is addictive.
Oh No! You gotta go to rehab!
by |3R@}{+()/\/ September 6, 2009
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Facebookie

A person obsessed with Fabcebook who prefers that mode of communication over email, telephone or face to face interactions.
Jane: What happened to Donna? She hasn't returned any emails or phonecalls and she didn't make it to my party last Saturday.

Mike: She's become a Facebookie. Contact her there, you're guaranteed a reply.
by unconnected March 12, 2009
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facebookateer

a follower of/on Face Book or a Fan of Face Book
To all my Facebookateers thank you for the well wishes and come see me again
by jaden baquer May 27, 2010
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FacebookFINE

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
by deliveryxps September 6, 2009
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Facebookville

Control z a drunken facebook post. Sung to the tune of Jimmy buffets margaritaville.
Wasted again in facebookville...looking for a post in need of delete.
by Someclick May 12, 2019
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