facebookkake

1. the inevitable result of excessive facebook 'poking'

2. an overabundance of comments attatched to any single

facebook post

Sara found that after she posted a pic of herself in a bikini on facebook, the comments covered her timeline like so much facebookkake.

by nitemareseraph July 3, 2012

FacebookFINE

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.

* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.

by deliveryxps September 6, 2009

facebookfiction

Facebookfiction is when u update facebook with a fictional information to cover up a previous lie!!!

Man good thing u posted that facebookfiction to cover up for you whereabouts lastnight!!!

by vinny125125 February 23, 2011

facebookfiction

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!

Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!

by vinny125125 February 27, 2011

facebookamentals

In computer science college program - the Fundamentals of Computer class where nobody is listening to the teachers and sits on facebook, chatting.

- You had facebookamentals today?
- Yeah man, nobody listened to the little endian

by Derpamentals September 23, 2011